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Wednesday, February 14, 2024

"The Tacky is Scrumptious and Easy to Chomp": Worst Product Translation in Human History!



(Blogger's note. In my endless quest to find some sort of non-pharmacological pain relief, I've tried hemp gummies (made with hemp seed oil, which apparently has some medicinal properties without the THC). Whenever I find a brand I like, Amazon stops stocking it. This sublime advertisement for the latest iteration was so glorious that I couldn't bring myself to edit it very much, except to put a few spaces between words. It is certainly the best and the worst translation I've ever encountered, likely from Chinese to English. Buckle in, it's quite a ride!) 

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Supplements and enhancements: The diminishing of desolation and the changing of synthetic compounds need power and energy. The body needs supplements and minerals with various enhancements to gain reasonableness. Hence, a couple of kinds of supplements and enhancements have been added to this tacky to give energy to the body.

Sugarcane and normal tones: The concentrate of sugarcane is added to give a marvelous taste to these gummies. In like manner, normal tones are added to make it look really engaging. These regular tones don't hurt the body anyway add a couple of flavors.


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As we have analyzed, the Stimulirx CBD contain lemon andginger concentrate, which keeps on liberating fat from the body. Cannabinoids help with aiding the general body system and overhaul the strength of the body's endocannabinoid structure.

Lavender oil lessens sensations of tension and disquiet in the cerebrum, showing a rising in focus and obsession at work. The tacky is a nought to endeavor as a result of the heart capacity's controlling power and cuts down cholesterol levels. Overall, these gummies give your body and day today schedule a shape that works on your encountering.

Benefits

· The tacky helps with cutting down the cholesterol with night out of the body.
· It in like manner manages the components of the heart.
· CBD overhauls the general state of the body and besides gives the body an optimal shape.
· The Oils present in these gummies give assistance to joint distress.
· Pressure creates Mental issues which can becompelled by this tacky at an extraordinary level.
· It moreover helps in additional creating fixation and concentration in the working environment.
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· A locally developed treatment for relaxing the mind of the body.
· It gives the body a shape by which a singular looks more perfect and cunning than the rest of the world.
· It moreover conveys you an ideal mature mind which overhauls your abilities.
· Critical Centers you ought to remember while taking Stimulirx CBD
· The ones under 18 years of age shouldn't swallow the tacky.
· New mothers don't take this tacky, which can impact the youth while breastfeeding.
In like manner, pregnant women ought to acknowledge it and direction an expert if they are feeling stressed and fretful.


If you have diabetes and face inward body issues, you ought to guide an expert before picking it.

The ones who used to smoke and drink ought to avoid it. Since there are insignificant conceivable outcomes showing delayed consequences of Stimuli RX HEMP Gummies due to the CBD fixing.

Do these gummies influence the body?
As we have inspected over the protections, you ought to get an idea for whom it might be shown to answer. In case the individual has stayed away from expected risk and has rules and rules, you can use the Stimuli RX CBDgummies. Regardless, this tacky influences a strong person.

Moreover, expecting you are getting some sickness or seeing some reaction in your body, you ought to guide your PCP. Anyway, compound substances or trimmings are pervaded into it; all are normal and shown to help the entire body system.

What are the Prodigies of the Stimuli Rx CBD?
· The tacky is scrumptious and easy to chomp.
· No compound substances are accessible in it.
· Maintains the entire body system.
· The blended CBD is in like manner THC free.
What are the cons of the Stimuli Rx CBD Gummies?


Stimuli RX HEMP Gummies are so splendid, like common treats, so you ought to keep a check if you have a youngster.
The outcomes of this tacky can vary as shown by a singular's body type.
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Saturday, April 21, 2018

Jacques Brel - "Le Moribond": or, lost in translation





Goodbye Emilio I like you very much
Goodbye Emilio I like you very much you know
We have sung about the same wine
We have sung of the same women
We have sung about the same miseries

Goodbye Emile I am going to die
It is hard to die in the springtime you know
But I leave the flowers and peace in my soul
And because I know you are as good as white bread
I know that you will take care of my wife




Chorus:

I want them to laugh, I want them to dance
I want them to have fun like crazy people
I want them to laugh I want them to dance
To amuse themselves like crazy when they put me in the hole




Goodbye priest I like you very much
Goodbye priest I like you very well you know
We did not always agree about views and we were not on the same path
But we were searching for the same port
Goodbye priest I am going to die
It is hard to die in the spring you know
I leave the flowers and the beauty, peace in my soul
And knowing that you are her confidant
I know that you will take care of my wife




Goodbye Antoine I did not like you very much
Goodbye Antwon I do not like you very much you know
And it’s killing me to die today knowing that you are still so alive
And yet still as solid as boredom
Goodbye Antoine I’m going to die
It’s hard to die in the spring you know
I leave the flowers and the beautiful peace in my soul
And because I know that you were her lover
I know that you will take care of my wife




Chorus

Goodbye my wife I love you very much
Goodbye my wife I love you very much you know
I must take the train for the good God
I’m taking the train that leaves before yours
But we all must take the trains that we can
Goodbye my wife I’m going to die
It is hard to die in the springtime you know
But I’m leaving flowers and my eyes are shut, my wife
And because I realize that they were shut often
I know that you will take care of my soul





"Seasons In The Sun"
(originally by Jacques Brel)

Goodbye to you my trusted friend
We've known each other since we were nine or ten
Together we've climbed hills and trees
Learned of love and ABCs
Skinned our hearts and skinned our knees




Goodbye my friend, it's hard to die
When all the birds are singing in the sky
Now that the spring is in the air
Pretty girls are everywhere
Think of me and I'll be there

We had joy, we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the hills that we climbed
Were just seasons out of time




Goodbye papa, please pray for me
I was the black sheep of the family
You tried to teach me right from wrong
Too much wine and too much song
Wonder how I got along

Goodbye papa, it's hard to die
When all the birds are singing in the sky
Now that the spring is in the air
Little children everywhere
When you see them, I'll be there




We had joy, we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the wine and the song
Like the seasons, have all gone

We had joy, we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the wine and the song
Like the seasons, have all gone

Goodbye Michelle, my little one
You gave me love and helped me find the sun
And every time that I was down
You would always come around
And get my feet back on the ground




Goodbye Michelle, it's hard to die
When all the birds are singing in the sky
Now that the spring is in the air
With the flowers everywhere
I wish that we could both be there

We had joy, we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the stars we could reach
Were just starfish on the beach

We had joy, we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the stars we could reach
Were just starfish on the beach




We had joy, we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the wine and the song
Like the seasons, have all gone

All our lives we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the hills that we climbed
Were just seasons out of time

We had joy, we had fun
We had seasons in the sun


Monday, February 27, 2017

1957 Vision of the Year 2000





A favorite video, not just for its quaint vision of the year 2000 (and the whole time I was growing up, people constantly said "by the year 2000. . .", as if it was the date of the Second Coming), but for its badly-translated captions. This was Hungarian or Romanian or something, I forget which. But it's lovely.



Sunday, January 23, 2011

More Manglish!



(Note: these excerpts from the classic phrasebook English as she is Spoke have been boiled down enormously. Hope they still make sense.)

Of the Man.

The Brain The inferior lip
The brains The superior lip
The fat of the Leg The marrow
The ham The reins

Defects of the body.

A blind A left handed
A lame An ugly
A bald A squint-eyed
A deaf

Degrees of kindred.

The gossip the quater-grandfather
The gossip mistress The quater-grandmother
The Nurse A guardian
A relation An guardian
An relation A widower
An widow.

Trades.

Starch-maker Porter
Barber Chinaman
Coffeeman Founder
Porkshop-keeper Grave-digger
Cartwright Tradesman
Tinker, a brasier Stockingmender
Nailer Lochsmith

For the table.

Some knifes Some groceries
Some crumb.

Eatings.

Some sugar-plum Hog fat
Some wigs Some marchpanes
A chitterling sausages. An amelet
A dainty-dishes A slice, steak
A mutton shoulder Vegetables boiled to a pap

Seasonings.

Some wing Some pinions
Some cinnamon Some hog'slard
Some oranges Some verjuice

Drinkings.

Some orgeat Some paltry wine
Some sirup or sirop

Birds.

Becafico Heuth-cock
Calander Whoop
Stor Pea cock
Yeung turkey Pinch
Red-Breast, a robin

Insects-reptiles.

Asp, aspic Fly
Morpion Butter fly
Serpent.

Fishes and shell-fishes.

Calamary Large lobster
Dorado Snail
A sorte of fish Wolf
Hedge hog Torpedo
Sea-calf.

Colours.

White Gridelin
Cray Musk
Red.

Metals and minerals.

Starch Latten
Cooper Plaster
Vitriole

Weights.

Counterpoise An obole
A pound an half A quater ounce.

Games.

Football-ball Pile
Bar Mall
Gleek Even or non even
Carousal Keel

Perfumes.

Benzion Pomatum
Perfume paw Storax

On the church.

The sides of the nef The little cellal
The holywater-pot The boby of the church

Music's instruments.

A flagelet A dreum
A hurdy-gurdy.

Chastisements.

A fine To break upon
Honourable fine To tear off the flesh
To draw to four horses

POSTSCRIPT: I can identify with "vegetables boiled to a pap" (the story of my childhood), but what the samhill is a "becafico"?