Showing posts with label jello. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jello. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 14, 2017

Retro recipes: taste or dare!












There are lots of web pages - not to mention YouTube channels - about retro recipes, mostly those horrendous gelatine "salads" of the '40s and '50s, when leftovers were not scraped into the garbage but encased in various flavours of Jello. The modern palate can't cope with this, as witness these really cool gifs depicting women tasting some of this stuff. Myself, I've made Sunshine Salad the odd time, though my kids looked at it in horror and wouldn't touch it. My husband kind of likes it, so maybe it's a generational thing? 




Friday, November 3, 2017

Jello mold hell




I have nothing to say about this, except that I have actually made a couple of them. Well, one. The Sunshine Salad with lemon jello, crushed pineapple and grated carrot really isn't too bad, especially if you throw in a few chopped pecans. And though I've made it in a mold, a copper mold I still have hanging on my kitchen wall, I've also made it in a bowl. Some of these, the molded stars and maple leaves, seem like supernatural phenomena. There is a lot of red, and quite a bit of orange, with "stuff" suspended in it, and a couple of brown, excremental, sickening things that I'd rather not think about. 

What got me going here was a photo on Facebook of the cherry-ketchup mold with black olives in the middle (which is in there somewhere). These were mostly called "salads", though there's more of the dog dish about them, with a lot of stuff piled in the middle. I saw an article about the rise and fall of the jellied salad (as they were called then), but who knows why it rose in the first place. It may have had to do with war rationing, like so many of these food atrocities. Creamed chipped beef. Fried bread. Stewed pork hocks. Stewed prunes. Apple pies made with Ritz crackers instead of apples. 

There are whole web sites devoted to trying these recipes out, though results are mixed, and they never look remotely like these pictures. Molds were quite fancy then, some of them very tall, with blobs on top and decorative diagonal grooves on the sides. A couple, I swear, look like the household dog wasn't very well-housebroken. I could not find a certain wasted-ingredient-loooking-jumbo-shrimp-in-aspic recipe, or at least not a useable picture of it. Use your imagination.

P. S. I keep thinking I see repeats in this slideshow, but I looked at the images again, and I think it's just similarity. If you lived back then, there were lots of repeats at dinner.




HE-L-L-L-L-LP!

Monday, August 14, 2017

A salute to gelatine



The question: is it alive?



Beneath the glistening glaze lies "something", perhaps even food.



 May contain meat from a can.


Paralyzed shrimp trapped in aspic, lying in state on a bed of creamed glop.




Tuna treat coated with Ann Page Sparkle Gelatine Dessert, Lime Flavour.




A rectangle of white sludge festooned with designs from the cave paintings of Lascaux. 



 Spherical objects under red jelly, origin unknown. Eggs are optional




Squint closely, and a fierce face leaps out from the plate.



Drunken lima beans bob and flounder in congealed orange fluid. Happy holidays!


A veritable riot of arrested life forms, held in rigid suspension by the miracle of. . . gelatine.